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The Scorpion B

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This is the B that will reel you into a conversation you want nothing to do with.

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URL: http://thebtheory.com/2014/04/07/the-scorpion-b

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The OK B

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This is the B that will say OK even though they have no idea what you just asked them to do.

It’s as if Bs like this are afraid to ask questions for fear of sounding incompetent. Instead they’d rather just pretend to know what to do – and usually end up pretending their way through life. So don’t pretend they don’t deserve your punch.

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URL: http://thebtheory.com/2011/07/28/the-ok-b

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July 28, 2011 at 12:01 am

The One Up B

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This is the B that always tries to follow anything you say with a bigger and better story of their own.

Such a B can never let anyone get away with telling a good story. They must beat your story to save their egos from complete collapse. Sometimes what they say is true and sometimes it’s not, but you can always count on it be annoying as hell. So, how can you not punch this B?

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URL: http://thebtheory.com/2011/07/13/the-one-up-b

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July 13, 2011 at 2:05 am

The Incoherent Jokes B

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This is the B that can’t quite seem to put a joke together.

I’m sure most are familiar with this B. They’re the ones that will end a good rally of jokes by blurting out gibberish – and then proceed to laugh (sometimes violently) as if to suggest what they just said was funny.. or even coherent. The sad part is this B will go on living life thinking that they are normal. Punch.

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URL: http://thebtheory.com/2011/06/30/the-incoherent-jokes-b

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June 30, 2011 at 1:19 am

The First To Know B

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This is the B that thinks they’re better than you because they knew something first.

It’s as if this B’s fragile ego hinges on romanticized stories about how they discovered something before it became popular. And once whatever it is does become popular, they seize the opportunity to start talking shit – in a pathetic effort to further their social status. But they’re really only cementing their status as a B. Punchable? Of course.

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URL: http://thebtheory.com/2011/06/22/the-first-to-know-b

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June 22, 2011 at 12:34 am

The Facebook Status B

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This is the B that constantly updates their Facebook status.

Such a useless B will write the most pointless things in their Facebook status and will usually flood your news feed – presumably as a way of getting the attention they crave. Usually no one cares to respond, so they’ll continue to write more and more until their existence is noticed. Such a pitiful B. Punch.

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URL: http://thebtheory.com/2010/07/27/the-facebook-status-b

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July 27, 2010 at 2:31 am

The Animal Cruelty B

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This is the B that thinks that any human interaction in an animal’s life is cruel.

Such a B will cry foul if you put a santa hat on your pet dog, or give your cat a funny fur-cut. Just because it doesn’t happen in the wild, doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy it. As a side note, check out this parasailing donkey:

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URL: http://thebtheory.com/2010/07/27/the-animal-cruelty-b

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July 27, 2010 at 2:17 am

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