This is the B in your life that is outright racist.
This is that B that posts that annoying ad all over youtube.
Bonus, here’s my real life parody:
This is the B that opts to constantly sniff instead of blowing his nose.
This is the B that orders too much when you go for all you can eat sushi.
This is the B that won’t shut up about his gym life.
This is the B that goes wild whenever there’s free food.
This is the B that puts others down.
This is the B that repeats whatever you say
This is the B that shares obnoxious videos.
This is the B that opens the door way too early.
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This is the B that’s always slacking off.
This is the B that’s always fishing for compliments.
This is the B that stalks you online.
This is the B that tries to mask their brag with humility.
This is the B that keeps bringing up embarrassing stories from the past.
The B that wants to take everything in one go.
This is the B that never wants to break his bills.
This is the B that believes everything he reads.
This is the B that hovers over you as you work.
This is the B that laughs at everything.
This is the B that you pay to do a job they’re completely unqualified for.
This is the B that gets you selfish gifts.
This is the B that will reel you into a conversation you want nothing to do with.
This is the B that will say OK even though they have no idea what you just asked them to do.
This is the B that always tries to follow anything you say with a bigger and better story of their own.
This is the B that can’t quite seem to put a joke together.
This is the B that thinks they’re better than you because they knew something first.
This is the B that constantly updates their Facebook status.
This is the B that thinks that any human interaction in an animal’s life is cruel.
As a side note, check out this parasailing donkey:
This is the B that will let out gas in a public washroom and then force you to acknowledge it.
This is the resistant B that always thinks you’re forcing shit on him.
This is the side stepping B at every fob wedding you’ll ever go to that decides its their duty to jump, lunge and dance like there’s no tomorrow.
This is the paranoid B that will religiously follow any and all rules.
This is the unreliable B on your sports team that will stuff his face before every match.
This is the annoying B that will relentlessly insult you.
This is the careless B that always keeps you waiting.
This is the B that will put down all of your accomplishments.
This is the useless B that keeps coming up with ideas but lacks the competency to see any of them through.
This is the superficial B that’ll jump on any winning team’s bandwagon at every major sporting event.
You know those Bs that lose their temper over the smallest things and make a public scene out of it every time?
This is the B that’s incessantly taking pictures every time you go out and posts every single one of them to Facebook.
This is the B that acts like he’s part of the family whenever he comes over – talks to your dad in the garage, gives your little sister advice and helps your mom in the kitchen.
This is the type of B that simply can’t stand it when people act stupid or funny for the sake of having a good time.
This B is defined as “someone who opts out of participating in a decision, but then complains bitterly about the outcome” (Bob Sutton, 2010).
This is the insecure B that will automatically go into defensive mode if he sees you as more competent than himself.
These are the B’s that simply can’t stand losing at any game.
This is the sadistic B that always tries to arrange fights between two people who have no reason to hate each other.
These Bs are the type that always use annoying clichés to motivate, inspire or prove a point.
These are the Bs that will just repeat/rephrase anything you just said without adding anything new or interesting to a conversation.
This is the inconsiderate B who always gets people bad gifts.
You know those Bs that always stare at you while you’re eating?
This is the B that will drink Coke but will refuse to drink Pepsi.
This is the B that’s cool, outgoing and lovable to everybody but you.
This is the B that always has bouts of introspection and assesses his own life so often that it can’t be healthy.
This B will shamelessly take every opportunity to champion himself in conversation.
This is the B at a party that no one knows but he seems to be cheers-ing someone every few minutes.
This is the B that will sling himself into your conversation and take over.
Here’s a B that has lost the ability to speak casually.
This is the B that laughs at other peoples inside jokes as if he’s in the loop.
This is the B that will leave, turn around, and come right back.
In times of pain and distress, this is the B that will pretend to be in the same boat as you.
This is the B that tells you what happened right after the fact.